Rejected by McSweeney’s: Anagrams of “Moons Over My Hammy”
I’ve been submitting (and getting rejected by) McSweeney’s Lists. A LOT. Here’s one of my favorites (Note: The MOMH is a beguiling entry in the Denny’s menu). Marite gets credit for some of the better ones here.
ANAGRAMS OF “Moons Over My Hammy”
Have Mommy or My Son
Om, My Shaven Room
Mommy Has Very Moron
Oh My! Save My Mormon!
Rhyme Soon, Mayo (MVM)
Savor My Memo, My Hon
MMM! Yo-yo Harms Oven
O Ron! Shave My Mom!
Mr. Mom Moves On My Hay
Very Moosen Money Sham
Nemoy: Savory Hommy
My Homo Raven, Sommy
Mommy’s on Yam Hover
Roy, My Mom’s Ham Oven
Rove: Nosy Mommy Ham
Vary Me My Homos, Mon!