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Cool Photoshop tutorial: Make pictures look like models

davidhart.org — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 13:18:11 +0000

My friend Steve sent me this great little tutorial that lets you manipulate landscape photos to look like pictures of models: http://recedinghairline.co.uk/tutorials/fakemodel/. Here’s a sample I did of a picture of the Seattle skyline. Not a great example because it already looked a little like a model.

Before:

After:

Pictures of me teaching

davidhart.org — Fri, 25 May 2007 11:51:36 +0000

Here’s me teaching a group of high school students:

George and stuff

davidhart.org — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 20:37:04 +0000

I don’t know ’bout you, but everytime I see Bush speak I think of stuff in his hands. Here are some examples:

Regular:

Dreamin’ of a sub:

Playin’ with putty:

Summoning his evil:

Yeah yeah, I should have cleaned these up, and where’s the cat’s cradle, but whatever.

Manet and the Execution

davidhart.org — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 19:01:30 +0000

I’ve been busy at work helping to get a site together (http://www.moma.org/exhibitions/2006/Manet/index.htm) for a show up at MoMA. Here’s a contemporary re-interpretation of the piece:

Start a Story: Flowchart Adventure

davidhart.org — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:50:07 +0000

If you haven’t seen startastory.com before, you should. A website by some lads in England based on collaborative projects, it has fun little things people can do and share. One of the newer activities is a Flowchart Adventure. Here’s mine:
http://www.startastory.com/project/flowchartadventure/illustrated24.html

Nerdly Nerding: The Gallery Talk

davidhart.org — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:34:27 +0000

So one of the things I do at work is walk people around the museum and tell them stuff.
Here’s a picture of me working my mojo:

However, when I do this, I channel the spirit of Randy “Macho Man” Savage:

Funny article about the man born as Randy Poffo: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52287

Snap Crackle Pop = Insta-Fatwa

davidhart.org — Mon, 18 Sep 2006 20:53:20 +0000

I thought this picture from Yahoo news could be the funniest thing of the day:

But then my friend Nini took it one step further:

Death to Imperialist cereals!

Bush and Blair summit on Middle East

davidhart.org — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 20:27:11 +0000

Important photos from today’s summit with Tony Blair and George Bush.

As Tony Blair listens to a reporter’s question, W plays with Silly Putty.

Angered by a question, Bush smashed a can of Coors against his forehead.

Spaceballs II

davidhart.org — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:43:57 +0000

So I ditched the homepage setup, but in memory of the old image, here’s a new one, even more appropriate given current events:

Ah, the joys of the Internet

davidhart.org — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:22:19 +0000

A technology that allows people that connect in ways never possible before…. or for a guy to build an entire site devoted to drawings of Conan O’Brien fighting a bear (www.conanvsbear.com). Here’s my submission, which breaks the rule against digitally altered photos.

Start a story – finished

davidhart.org — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:59:48 +0000

A fun little site, Start a Story, has a project where people submit pages to a story (some quite odd, truth be told). Mine is part of Choices.

NJ Transit train signs: A new Delphi?

davidhart.org — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 00:08:41 +0000

Some bits of knowledge from the NJ transit train signs:

Sing it, Bush

davidhart.org — Sun, 26 Feb 2006 15:34:03 +0000

Erin’s punch out

davidhart.org — Sat, 04 Feb 2006 20:22:14 +0000

My dear little niece as a PunchOut villain!