MICHELLEOBAMASISTABO!

If you didn’t see the original, the guys from Detroit Octane did a song called Barack Obama-Sistable set to Simply Irresistible. Here’s my ode to our future FLOTUS, Michelle Obama. YouTube should be removing it soon, either for copyright infringement or for TERRIBLE singing. Really, I will never quit my day job.

“Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at Swiss museum”

My brother and I like to collect weird headlines. I think I’ve won with this one from The Guardian:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/12/3?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront

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